5th Test - Day Two : Is this it?

It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
- Pamela Anderson

England - 1st innings : 332 & 2nd innings : 58-3 vs Australia - 1st innings : 160 (day two, stumps)

After a summer of shifts and turns, day two was a stunningly decisive exhibition of cricket. The new Blonde on the block - Stuart Broad - delivered a mesmeric spell to leave the Aussies reeling. I am still in shock. It really does seem that - whisper it - the urn is coming home!

England's green and pleasant land was bathed in sunshine yesterday afternoon as Boyband and our Dr Comfort ripped through the Aussie batting line-up.

Who knows what Day Three holds? Will The Test match be all over tonight? Surely not! We must bat out the day and triumph tomorrow. AOL and disbelief have muzzled me but I will align my thoughts anon and relay my revelations.

Yesterday was the most incredible day of cricket for some time. Forgive my silence... A Phoenix had to celebrate last night.